Hilariously wrong answers to questions

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Oranje Maan
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Hilariously wrong answers to questions

Post#1 » 08 Aug 2016 13:55

This is a simple thing from Punchwood. Basically, someone ask a question: "What is my house made of?"

Then the next person answers with a very wrong answer: "It's made out of dominos."

However, keep it on the focus of the question. An answer to this question on focus probably wouldn't be," I like Donald Duck."

So let's begin: How are vampires created?
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Post#2 » 09 Aug 2016 03:15

Well, sonny, when a stork accidentally carries a baby to the moon and drops it there for a thousand years...

What political party do most pillows belong to?
(that's a hilariously stupid question, actually)
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Post#3 » 09 Aug 2016 03:24

The Whigs, whad'ya think all those wigs they wore were made of?

What type of person am I?
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Post#4 » 09 Aug 2016 03:43

Obiwanabi wrote:The Whigs, whad'ya think all those wigs they wore were made of?

What type of person am I?


The extraterrestrial kind, I'm assuming.

Why was the chair pushed down the road?
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Post#5 » 09 Aug 2016 14:28

To get to the moon.

How do I make a fire?
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Post#6 » 09 Aug 2016 14:51

You don't, fire makes you.

What's my real name?
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Post#7 » 09 Aug 2016 15:08

I'm not sure, but it is probably Иван Иванов.

Where did I leave my car keys?
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Post#8 » 09 Aug 2016 16:33

In Yvan Yvanov's bathroom.

Why does Chick-fil-a close on Sundays?
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Post#9 » 09 Aug 2016 22:30

I actually know the real answer to that.

The employees go on a scouting mission to assassinate more chickens.

How many French horns does it take to change a light bulb on a Christmas tree?
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Post#10 » 10 Aug 2016 03:31

Exactly 367,644,567,428,001.1347386555555...

How many humans are there on the planet?
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